So there I was in a Peruvian taxi...

Cabbie:Hey you workout here in Peru?
Me:Yeah
Cabbie:Me too! You know where I could get some steroids?
Me:Uh, not exactly. What do you want steroids for?
Cabbie:So I can be big like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Me:Ambitious. And on that note, if you could just stop right here that'd be great...

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Degen Hill

About: Degen Hill is a travel junkie, gym enthusiast, and avid writer who currently resides in Beijing. He is a 28-year-old graduate of Eastern Washington University where he studied Spanish & Communications and quickly learned that life's too short to not travel. Degen is aggressively realistic, open-minded, sarcastic, curious, and results-driven.

Currently: Degen graduated from Tsinghua University with a Master's of Chinese Politics and Foreign Policy in Beijing. He is now a reporter and editor for the political magazine China Today (今日中国). His Chinese language ability is a work in progress and enjoys the challenge. He is currently living in Andingmen (Right above the Forbidden City).